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About Mozzie

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The feline mind is not something to underestimate. In fact, a cat’s brain is more similar to a human brain than to a dog’s brain. This might strike fear in the hearts of those who think cats are plotting against humans in order to achieve world dominance. Relax people, cats have no interest in running the world. Why on earth would felines want to give up a life of sleeping, grooming and playing for a life involving 50 hour work weeks, deadlines, and talking idiots? Perhaps we could get some clarity from the deep and personal thoughts recorded in their diary: Dog Diary vs Cat Diary

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